Score: 7

"ehhhhh"

submission: Gladiator's Redemption

date: June 4, 2009

If the animation wasn't so good, I'd given you a 4.

Graphics - Very fine, even for a stick movie. Beautiful effect when he was pushed to the gate and the light was pouring through it. It was great. The effects were marvelous

Animation - Damn good. Everything about it. Only quirk was when the 3 guys teleported down to fight the hero and I really didn't catch them dying.

Story - Not bad. You drew us a picture of what was going on. You didn't have to do that, but you did and it worked. It was basically the set up to an action sequence which you pulled off. Great work.

Sound - Opening song was a great choice. It went well with the blood soaked text. After that the music was complete garbage. I'm not being shallow in terms of musical taste here, it didn't fit. The songs used during the course of your animation up to the end credits were shit and didn't work. It took me out of your movies reality and back to mine. Go for something with a movie quality next time. Movie scores obviously work best. Hans Zimmer, Jerry Goldsmith and James Horner are great composers for this sort of animation.

The end credits song didn't fit either. It was nice, but didn't fit your tone if your setting your movie up with hard metal.

Also wtf - You just had text instead of voice acting at first, then you switched to text and shitty voice acting, then just shitty voice acting. It was fucking terrible. Be consistent. You should have stuck with text and kept the dialogue to a minimum because for one, the dialogue was pointless anyways and two you didn't need it, because you were just showing off your skill as an animator, not story teller.

Presentation - Ok, I guess. I really like the start. You have a great tone set up, we know we're about to see some ass kicked and you deliver. You have some faults, but I wanna see some more work from you. You know how to draw and animate, not just well either. You're actually good.

Cheers.

Score: 5

"What Glade20 wrote"

submission: HUMPTY...

date: March 20, 2009

I'm giving you a 4. If I could I'd give you a 3 1/2 though.

Great drawings. I'm serious. Your take on Humpty was damn cool! The art that is.

For your take on his emotion. It was ok. Not bad, but nothing really special, too short to really analyze which is................well nothing.

Sound was good. Appropriate. It sounded to me at first that you used the song "Tennessee" by Hans Zimmer from the movie Pearl Harbor or a Michael Giachinno song from his score to lost. It was very good nontheless.

I'm giving you a 5/10 though just because your misinterpreting your own movie by calling it "twisted" It's not, nor any where near twisted guy. David Firth creator of "Salad Fingers" and "Milkman" is twisted, Stamper is twisted, Marc M is twisted, You may or may not be twisted.........but this animation isn't. Do us and yourself a favor editing that out.

Serious however.........it is and it could have been great, but instead it was just kinda good. Not bad for a real short........short short short animation.

Score: 10

"Needs more Anvil of Crom"

submission: BO: Secret of Steel Demo

date: March 17, 2009

Pretty awesome. What a step up from the previous.

Graphics - Fitting art style, although it could be better.

Style - Man so many fresh ways to slice up an orc. Kicking, fast hacking, power hack, throwing, throwing a barrel, an explosive barrel, special kill moves. Too sweet. I love the kill animations as well. Getting awesome pleasure from doing a few quick slices then watching the orc stagger bag and fall off a cliff. Very nice.

Sound - Sound FX are top man. What is bogging this down though is there is no score. Where is the Basil Poledouris or fuck it put in some Hans Zimmer, Howard Shore or fucking James Horner. Something man. Anvil of Crom would go well. It's loopable.

Overall - very fun. Favoring this. But add music.

Score: 10

"Great Game"

submission: Deadpile Rampage

date: February 23, 2009

Fantastic

Note: I have played DPR! Great game! Played it while it was on Front Page. Noobs need to read shit before reviewing.

Gameplay - Great! Simple, concept is cool! Guns were cool. Flamethrower is amazing. A.I. Was actually really well done. I liked how the enemies ran around infecting others when they were on fire. Also how the gunmen would shoot in all different directions. Power ups kind of came at odd times, but were great. It also was a lot harder towards my end. Nothing but gunmen. It was great. It did however come off as a bit repetitive towards the end. I almost quit, but then I noticed it was getting harder. Cool cheat codes, definitely give it replay value

Music-Sound: The noises that the enemies made were funny. I'm thinking it was your voice? It added some charm too it. The music was appropriate, but also got repetitive. A few extra tracks would have got my attention. Weapon sounds were on par as well.

Art-Animation: The art was simple, but it works. Grey generic blockmen is perfect for this type of game. They appear mindless as well as the protagonist, which is what this game is all about really. Mindless fun. Very appropriate! The backgrounds as well were great! Animations fall under this as well, they were good! I did like how the bodies were bloodied after defeated.

Conclusion: Absolutely front page worthy. This game isn't given enough credit because of noob NG users thinking you ripped off the concept. You made this your own and it was awesome. I hope too see more games from you dude! Keep it up.

Score: 10

"By far"

submission: BlownOutOfProportion:Ep3

date: January 28, 2009

Some of your grandest material. I didn't expect it to be so long. That's a good thing though.

You achieved the feeling of making this an actual "episode". That is something that only few animators on here can do. FEW. Less than 6. Swain can do it - the college nobody fags can do it. SHit that's all I can name off the top of my noggen and I've been here for awhile.

As for the cartoon itself. I couldn't ask for more Pavel. It touched all my humor buttons. It had a freaks and geeks feel to it that was perfect.

This must have been a lot of hard work dude. Congrats on pulling it off. Not many could.

Score: 10

"ROFL TOFL"

submission: Butt Fight: Raw

date: January 22, 2009

10's and 5's all around to you good sir. This is awesome.

Score: 10

"Amazing"

submission: Fucking Kids!

date: December 22, 2008

Don't listen to the haters! They're either 16 or lower, don't have an open mind, can't take anything seriously, have a small penis, gay but in denial, or very conservative.

That was crazy had you made it go from widescreen to squiggly midget screen. AWESOME EFFECT.

The animation was so fluid. It was like water.

Story or whatever you want to call it was awesome. You should do more cock jokes. Cock jokes win my heart.

Score: 10

"Lol had to watch it again"

submission: A Very PS3 Christmas

date: December 17, 2008

Fucking great.

Favorite part is when he's like "I'M NOT PAYING FOR THIS SHIT. FUCK. SEE YA. RAAAAAAAAAAAH"

I pissed myself. Good work.

Score: 10

"I knew this was yours when I saw the icon"

submission: Fuck Mr.Hatcher

date: November 1, 2008

As always good sire of the Shire. You don't disappoint. You win.

Score: 10

"Fun stuff."

submission: don't EVER watch this

date: October 22, 2008

Great. All of them were pretty awesome. I love this humor. The dog eating it's own shit and repeat was great.

Only qualm I have is the transition. The white screen. I see it so much here and everywhere else. It would be nice if I could see something original for once.